Not only is there almost constant eye contact, but you have to hold your legs up in the air, which feels incredibly vulnerable. And I’ll be honest, it’s not worth a try. This is a pretty advanced position, so I’m sure most of you prudes haven’t tried it. The only positive for this one is that there is absolutely zero chance of there being any eye contact.
I guess it’s easier to pretend the sex is with someone of your own gender when there’s no skin to skin contact. This particularly awful sex position is so boring it’s popular with some ultra religious folks. Just some slob laying on top of you rocking back and forth on you, dripping sweat on your face, staring at the wall behind you. I can’t imagine missionary being that great for the lady though either. My therapist knows and says it not a big deal. I’d rather make eye contact with someone watching me have sex, than make eye contact with the person I’m having sex with. I’m going to be honest with you, there’s not much worse than maintaining eye contact with someone else during sex. I just don’t have the will power not too.Ĭoming in at number 4, your grandma’s favorite sex position, missionary. After four to five pumps the idea to run the girl around the house like I’m trying to speed plow the back 9 is going to come to life. Honestly though, I don’t think I’m very good at this position. As someone who’s a big watch guy, this is especially nice.
But what’s nice is this is a position where you can check the time.
I settled on wheelbarrow because it takes a great deal of effort. Honestly, I’m not really mad at the wheelbarrow position, it’s mostly on the list because I only have like maybe 8 or 9 positions in my repertoire, so there had to be at least one that I kind of like on the list. Two things though, I can’t draw for shit, I’m going to give myself one chance to draw these. Oh yea, I decided I’m going to draw all of these positions. And if I keep it to the style of sex I’m familiar with that’s only one dick per picture, whereas the other one would be at least double that. Also I don’t think I draw dicks all that well. I decided against that though, mostly because I don’t know that many gay sex positions. I’ll be honest, when I first hatched the brilliant idea for this blog my original idea was to just write about nothing but guys having sex with guys, nothing against gay dudes, it’s just, I don’t like the position where the guy is behind me shoving his dick in me. I’m not saying I’m the best at sex, but I’ve had a great time every time someone has let me plow down with them. Some of us better than others, none better than mine.